Calendar.


this is me (and michelle, who is the best person that ever lived)
i felt like i needed something a bit more sophisticated now that i'm 21.


except for the fact that i am still a massive child.

and don't you forget it.


I draw and love and live.
I have two tattoos. They are of video games. I like video games.
I'm a medical student.
I talk about these things a lot.
If any of this interests you, there's a little comment button there - ADD ME! I love people adding me. It's wicked.

"I also come from very good university, Hertfordshire University, I am my university president, recently elected, and I know how it works in university, too much education sometimes give retardness in the brain"



"I wish I had a camera"


two great quotes from Big Brother this week

LITERALLY what did people DO for fun before the internet?!

bollocks

i couldn't POSSIBLY imagine


ahahahahhahah

while revising i've found so many sites with things like this:


"hi i'm loserface, i'm 43 and i suck at life. I have (insert medical problem) and i've read that this is because of (insert poorly understood theory). my doctor thinks i should go on this medication but i've heard that it can worsen the condition/ruin my kidneys/make my balls fall off. WHAT DO U THINK"








trust your fucking doctor :@ they get stuff wrong sometimes but
LET'S BE FAIR
he has a better chance of getting it right than you?!

I'm going to get another tattoo.



with the text: Here is a model of an iron molecule. And here is a model of a model of an iron molecule, modelled in iron.

( Alternatively I may just get the whole 'Look Around You' periodic Table )
With atomic favourites such as Wd (Wood), Xm (Cristmas) and Bf (Beef).

The whole series is on YouTube (it's the flatmate from Shawn of the Dead aka Peter Serafinowitz)

OH THIS IS ONE FINE DAY TO BE NUDE!

yeah this is one fine day to be nude!

the birds are saying, "Clinton have a wonderful spring!"

and people walking by can stop and look at my thing!

oh this is one fine day to be nude.....










sorry guyz no pics in this entry

i used to have all my subject lines as quotes or lyrics, now i just write whatever the fuck I just heard like 2 seconds ago. that was from a sky movies advert.

anyway

i gave myself a goal tonight and i think i'm doing pretty well. i realised that i keep saying to myself, "be happy single before you look for a serious relationship." but that I always whinge and whine about being lonely when i spend time alone. SO given my amazing friday and saturday night alone extravaganza, i decided to savour the time alone instead of detesting it.

i'm wrapping presents and watching south park, and dara o'brien stand up, i had chinese take away (duck pancakes and chicken chow mein) and a refresher's ice lolly, and i'm actually really enjoying it.

i've seen dave more this week than i have over the last 2 months. It's been fucking difficult to be honest. after my 1.5 week stand with Jim, I was in this "fuck dave!" frame of mind that was so liberating, i still missed him but i was all "WHEYYYY" cause i thought i was finally moving on. give me a string of 4 hour shift crossovers with the fucker and i'm crying in the basement with my manager trying to teach me how to be strong. he's helped a lot actually. he really connected, i thought he'd just moan at me for being moody at work, but he apologised for what he rightly as a manager should have done (kicked me onto the shop floor and forced me to work when i was close to tears) and gave me a cuddle and a pep talk.

he's a good guy.

so i've thought about little but dave for days now and i feel like i've taken a massive step backward, which is highly frustrating. Suddenly i'm planning how i'll get him back, what i'll say, etc etc, until i finally realised YOU FUCKING IDIOT THIS IS SO UNPRODUCTIVE. i don't WANT him back i want someone nice and good who won't fuck me about...and then i thought, yeah it'd be nice to be with dave again, but it would be purely to make this pain go away, you know? instead why can't i just hold on tight until he graduates in June and then fucks off back to Colchester? THEN i can properly get over him cause i won't have to see him all the fucking time.

THAT concept makes me happy.
and i'm actually fine when i force myself to be fine. this is progress, man. this is progress.


i can't wait to go home for christmas. i'm a bit worried what my mum and dad will say about this:






AHAHA i'll keep you updated.

Also


I found this on the wall in a toilet.

I'm watching Legend on BBC2. The 1985 movie with Tom Cruise.





literally what the holy flip is this pile of goblingoading wank?
The little elf fuck is my favourite. He's actually the sort of thing I would have nightmares about.
And then for some reason HELLBOY gets involved



i honestly have no idea what will become of my life now that this abomination has entered it.


seriously.

no SERIOUSLY jenny do some revision.
THIS IS NOT PRODUCTIVE

OPOSSUMS IN A BARRELL

i swear i didn't look like that a year ago

ahah ignore the price tag...i was in river island

I've just found my mum's photobucket so.......

( PET SPAM!!! )
also known as...ridiculous pictures and videos of my many, many pets.

http://s135.photobucket.com/albums/q151/susif/?action=view¤t=MOV00007.flv

I'M DRAWING AGAIN GUYS.

DA DA DA DA DA DA DOO








no way that's only KAT from red dwarf
AHAHHAHAHA


My favourite moments from this film atm are the ones I didn't realise were funny when I was a kid

"Excuse me, but I couldn't help noticing that strange and interesting plant in the window! What is it?"



"...Oh, while I'm here, I might as well take 50 dollars of roses"


ahahaha

RIGHT
RIGHT THEN.

I re-did my journal, it's yellow. It has Zach Braff at the top.
Yep.

Oh GOD I keep listening to Skid Row from the little shop of horrors on repeat and it's so good.
Last night I literally had it playing fully orchestrated in my head for the 2 hours it took me to fall asleep...thanks brain. Ironically enough it was the overture to the swirling, inco-ordinated memories of UTTER BOLLOCK REVISION to do with brain topography and neurology. It's that time of term again, I'm in solitary confinement with my notes and a glass of vimto.

I actually might die if Friday doesn't come quickly.

So I've been watching Little Shop Of Horrors videos on youtube, the most exciting of which are from a school production starring some kid called John Bernard, whose babies I want to have.
Did you know that in the actual film with Rick Moranis (my favourite man ever), the plant Audrey II is A FUCKING PUPPET? The thing had PEOPLE in it and they had to shoot its talking scenes half speed so they could get it all right, and the actors in the shot (usually Moranis) had to like....lip sync really slow.
AHAH that's SO cool, why couldn't Aslan have been a lion?

SPEAKING OF ASLAN




PRINCE CASPIAN TRAILER FTW!!

Oh life.


As well as THAT I downloaded Sword in the Stone which actually has some profound lyrics, IF you are as gay and analytical as me.

Which you're not because no one is THAT gay and analytical.
Apart from Jed Herman.


Ok what else have I done with myself?

AHAHHAHAH
no wait I haven't done that to MYSELF
but it basically made my life worth living
I love the extra touch of toad making a fucking amateur porn video of the whole afair.
Honestly people are wicked. I love them.



(8) AND YOU GOOOOOOOOOO
HOME TO SKID ROOOOWWWWWWW

ahahhhaha the guy
"where de cabs don't stop"
and the black bloke who gets well into it, he made my life worth living as well
tbh it's not hard to entertain me atm


OH GOD FRIDAY COME QUICKLY PLEASE?


oh yeah i wanted to post this photo of me cause it cracks me up




might make this entry PUBLIC because it's so obscenely geeky and random.
so have fun with that, public.