Jennifer ([info]chocolate_jen) wrote,
@ 2009-04-24 12:57:00
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a tripe
while revising i've found so many sites with things like this:


"hi i'm loserface, i'm 43 and i suck at life. I have (insert medical problem) and i've read that this is because of (insert poorly understood theory). my doctor thinks i should go on this medication but i've heard that it can worsen the condition/ruin my kidneys/make my balls fall off. WHAT DO U THINK"








trust your fucking doctor :@ they get stuff wrong sometimes but
LET'S BE FAIR
he has a better chance of getting it right than you?!

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[info]bentrazor
2009-04-24 01:13 pm UTC (link)
Dr. Cox: So you’re declining chemo because Wikipedia says that a Raw Food diet reverses the effects of Bone Cancer…? Well, hey- any info you have that I can pass on to my other patients would just be super… and by-the-by…while you’re on your computer perhaps you could jump over to a little site called rateyourdoc.org…?

…a few minutes later…

Patient: There. I gave you five stars.

Dr. Cox: Thank you! And now, I have to take your laptop from you as I’ve deemed you just too darn stupid to use it. See, those bell peppers that you’re munching? They aren’t going to do a truckload of jack against the cancer raging inside of your body. Of course, I’ve only been a doctor for some TWENTY YEARS and the person who wrote that Wikipedia entry also authored the Battlestar Galactica Episode Guide…so what the heck do I know…? But… if you feel like living? Page me.

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[info]a_wicked_zero
2009-04-24 05:48 pm UTC (link)
Hahahahaha, I don't remember that at all. Is that from the latest season?

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[info]bentrazor
2009-04-24 05:59 pm UTC (link)
It's from Season 7 - "My Number One Doctor"

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